My Pee Pee Hurts

Apparently if you can attack just before a section of road that you know everyone is going to sit up on it makes you a man. Of course this is after not pulling for some time. But if you keep the pace hard after one of the attacks your an ass because it makes everyone else's little pee pee hurt real bad. Maybe instead of riding we should all just line up in front of an electric fence and piss on it. The last one standing wins.